too old for this shit
another birthday? another year older? absolutely not in the mood.
for the friend who's officially too old for the drama, the hangovers and staying out past 9pm. our ‘too old for this shit.’ balloon is the perfect mix of birthday wishes and brutal honesty.
product details:
- a single 51cm coloured foil bubble balloon.
- all balloons come inflated with helium, along with a balloon weight and tassel.
- our metallic balloons last 2+ days.
for next day deliveries, place orders by 12pm the day before. or select a future date, and we'll schedule it in!