fuck soon, get better now!
because nothing says get well quite like a balloon that’s just as annoyed about it as you are.
for the friends, family, colleagues and all the wonderfully unlucky people who are stuck on the couch, in hospital or on a very long road to recovery. this balloon is the perfect mix of sympathy and sass, with just the right amount of swearing.
perfect for get well gifts, hospital visits, recovery days or simply reminding your favourite human that, while being sick is rubbish, they’re allowed to say so (and they’ll be back on their feet soon).
product details:
- a single coloured foil bubble balloon, available in two sizes: mini (35cm) or biggie (51cm).
- all balloons come inflated with helium, along with a balloon weight and tassel.
- our metallic balloons last 2+ days.
a little note on sizing: all balloons pictured are our biggies (51cm). minis (35cm) are smaller, but just as cute!
for next day deliveries, place orders by 12pm the day before. or select a future date, and we'll schedule it in!
