'happy birthday, dickhead!' balloon

$85.00

happy birthday, dickhead!

another year older. still an absolute idiot. wouldn't have it any other way.

for the mate who deserves a birthday surprise that's equal parts love and insult. our ‘happy birthday, dickhead!’ balloon is the perfect gift for best friends, siblings, partners and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate birthday humour. because nothing says friendship quite like calling someone a dickhead on their special day.

product details: 

  • a single 51cm coloured foil bubble balloon. 
  • all balloons come inflated with helium, along with a balloon weight and tassel.
  • our metallic balloons last 2+ days. 

for next day deliveries, place orders by 12pm the day before. or select a future date, and we'll schedule it in!

 

important details

please always provide a phone number for yourself so our courier can get in touch if necessary. 

once the balloon has been delivered they are no longer our responsibility. our boxes come with clear messaging that no sharp objects are to be used while opening, as this may puncture the balloon through the box and cause your balloon to deflate. 

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