'sorry, but he sucked' balloon

$85.00
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sorry but he sucked.

because sometimes heartbreak calls for a little tough love (and a balloon).

for the friend who's just been dumped, finally ditched the dead weight, or needs a reminder that she's better off without him.

a little pick-me-up, a lot of girl power, and the perfect way to say what everyone's thinking.

because who needs flowers when you can send the truth on a balloon?

product details: 

  • a single 51cm coloured foil bubble balloon. 
  • all balloons come inflated with helium, along with a balloon weight and tassel.
  • our metallic balloons last 2+ days. 

for next day deliveries, place orders by 12pm the day before. or select a future date, and we'll schedule it in!

 

important details

please always provide a phone number for yourself so our courier can get in touch if necessary. 

once the balloon has been delivered they are no longer our responsibility. our boxes come with clear messaging that no sharp objects are to be used while opening, as this may puncture the balloon through the box and cause your balloon to deflate. 

colours of products may vary slightly.

Colour: metallic magenta
metallic magenta
metallic pink
metallic rose gold
metallic white gold
metallic light blue
metallic dark blue
metallic purple