'this really fucking sucks.' balloon

$85.00

this really fucking sucks.

sometimes there's just no sugarcoating it.

for the heartbreaks, the bad news, the grief and those moments when life is just downright unfair. sometimes there are no right words, no silver linings and definitely no fixing it with a cheesy motivational quote.

this balloon won't make everything better, but it's a little reminder that someone's in your corner, when everything feels a bit shit.

perfect for sending love, showing support or simply saying what everyone's thinking.

product details: 

  • a single 51cm coloured foil bubble balloon. 
  • all balloons come inflated with helium, along with a balloon weight and tassel.
  • our metallic balloons last 2+ days. 

for next day deliveries, place orders by 12pm the day before. or select a future date, and we'll schedule it in!


important details

please always provide a phone number for yourself so our courier can get in touch if necessary. 

once the balloon has been delivered they are no longer our responsibility. our boxes come with clear messaging that no sharp objects are to be used while opening, as this may puncture the balloon through the box and cause your balloon to deflate. 

colours of products may vary slightly.

Colour: metallic magenta
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